scott and kira try to have sexy times?
kate argent swoops in “we’re going to church ya’ll need jesus.”
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
people who don’t get excited about tv shows make me uncomfortable
everybody loves scott mccall, season 4 episode 11
If this dude can go steal nudes
Imagine the shit he could jack from politicians emails and text messages
That’s what always gets me about these things… like you clearly have the capacity to be getting into some heavily-guarded, sensitive material at very high levels. You could be revealing corruption and fraud and maybe even key evidence in disputed court cases…
And you choose to reveal boobs.
and doing it for bitcoins too
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
- What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
- What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
last day of school like: